The Browns Finally Did it, and at the Expense of Jets Fans
By Patrick Whalen
Guess who’s back, back again, Browns are back, tell a friend. Yes, the most anticipated losing streak ending has finally happened the Cleveland Browns have won a football game. America’s loveable losers won their first football game in 635 days ending the teams 19 game winless streak. Since the Browns last win, they’ve had 8 different quarterbacks in that 19 game span including Robert Griffin III, Josh McCown, Kevin Hogan, Cody Kessler, Brock Osweiler, DeShone Kizer, Tyrod Talyor, and lastly Baker Mayfield.
Mayfield came in during the second quarter after Taylor left with a concussion. Mayfield then preceded to go 17/23 for 201 yards and led the Browns on 4 scoring drives which included a touchdown drive with a two-point conversion to tie the game after trailing by 14. Despite coach Hue Jackson said he won’t name a week 4 starter yet, I can’t see him going away from Baker who played with great poise and showed the Cleveland faithful why he was the number 1 pick and could be the future of the franchise. Plus he got the city of Cleveland a ton of free bud light so he is pretty much on God status for the rest of the week at least.
But of course, with the good, there is the better. Who did the Browns end their 19 game winless streak against? That’s right, the God damn New York Jets. New York fans took a big hit last night, the Red Sox clinching in the Bronx and about 20 minutes later the Jets losing to the Cleveland Browns. Now all of New England doesn’t have to listen to these asinine Jet fans say that Sam Turnover Darnold and the boys are coming for Brady and the Pats this year. Listen Jet fans, before you start saying that your coming for that Patriot ass maybe stick to trying to beat the Browns or maybe the Bills because you are not any closer to the Pats this year maybe in like 7 years you could compete with the Pats but right now just shut your mouths and go back to your mediocre lives rooting for a horrible run football team. The Jets S-U-C-K Suck Suck Suck!














